Hi, I'm Jasmin, I am a 18 year old training make-up artist, who lives in Surrey, England. I love Marvel, cosplay, drawing, musicals, theatre and much more! My blog doesn't really have a theme, just a mix of anything I'm in the mood for. I hope you enjoy!
“I used to be self conscious about my height, but then I thought, fuck that, I’m Harry Potter.”
Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins:
Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
I screwed the barmaid.
Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
I screwed a lot of girls here.
Sollemnes, you screw well!
Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.
Nice to see nothing has changed.
There is a website with all of the graffiti
I love this.
I am laughing so hard
someone basically wrote “secundus is gay” on the wall humankind has not changed at all
omfg i did not fucking expect that
It’s just a flesh wound.
The single g reatest scene in cinematic history.
Husbands can be incredibly helpful.
That one with the Christmas lights is creative, though!
Husbands are incredibly useless
The Harry Potter movies added many scenes that I disagree with.
This is not one of them.